Tuesday, May 28
I had a conference call with two women from the Kabbalah Center about doing their social media. Funny I volunteered for that. I dislike doing social media.
“Hi,” Golf Guy texted.
“How are you?”
“Good. Watching Sully freak out.”
“Cause of the storm?”
“Yep. He’s a baby. How’s Happy?”
Golf Guy sent me a video of his dog running around his backyard. “She’s in my lap shaking cause of the thunder.”
“Sammy, my Toy Fox Terrier, saw Happy’s video and started barking at her.”
“ :) ”
“Uh, Sammy just took a dump on my floor.”
“Maybe Happy scared the shit out of him.”
“That was funny for you.”
“Want to see something else funny? Tom sent this video to a bully. The bully tattled and the school principal sent me a letter.” I sent Golf Guy the YouTube video “You Suck” by Scary Dave. “I made Tom show me the video. I started laughing. I tried not to, but I couldn’t help it. I’m demented.”
“Then watch it.”
Why do I keep texting with Golf Guy? Because I'm a bit attracted to him and if he takes me out I'll feel desirable? My self esteem is that shot?